I sat down to the TV yesterday and there was this weird looking dude in a silly looking cowboy hat and bad teeth being interviewed for a "Book" he had written. Within moments, I recognized him talking about a group of Mormons he was bashing, and his name popped up on the screen; it was good old Sam Brower, a jock sniffing, STD laden cop lover who fancies himself a "Private Investigator".
It appears that Sam isn't content with bailing his own family members out of jails and through divorce courts, he is still trying to persecute and spread the bull shit far and wide about fundamentalist Mormons.
His stories usually come from Vegas pole dancers and desert tramps, but lately he's been on his latest binge by guiding blimps from CAC and CASA through the twin towns of Hildale and Colorado City. The fact that the blimps had stolen their junket money from Texas children in need did not deter Lover Boy, just so long as he could get some notes for his new fantasy book.
In it, he mentions one Natalie Malonis. I guess he interviewed her in between her bouncing checks and pilfering child support money from her clients. Let's hope she's out of a Texas jail by now so she can groom more teenage girls to her "Lifestyle".
He also mentioned the "Fact" that the Mormons he was attempting to destroy were responsible for the shuttle explosion that killed the 7 astronauts. It appears that in addition to being cannibals, mass murderers, welfare cheats, baby killers, terrorists, child molesters and litterers, these dirty bastards also killed good old Christal McCauleff because they had made the O-Rings that failed. (They must have done that in between molesting children and then eating them.)
The interviewer naturally listened to all of this in awe of Sam, but never did question one word of Sam's horseshit.
So far, I've heard every story imaginable about these Mormon "Perverts", but NOT ONE documented fact to back the bull shit up.
Can I see a half eaten child please! Do they eat the fingernails too? How do they deal with the hairballs? Do they spice them with ketchup or mustard?
Can I see the Welfare checks cashed from the banks?
Can we locate the crematorium and get a picture of it?
I want to see all them dead babies the goons dogs found buried on Ranch.
Them "Perverts" had a huge supply of guns on the Ranch...Can we see one of them?
None of those children are ever educated...How the fuck are they getting into colleges?
How does Utah, Arizona and Texas deal with the hundreds of women per day who flock to them for protection from their abusers?
While jotting down his fantasies, is Sam jerking off with his right hand, or his left?
